What Are Trains For If Not To Put One’s Feet Up!!

So, here we are on a magnificently sunny Sunday afternoon (cue The Kinks’ song…) heading out to Orpington.  This delightful 9and i always use the pghrase guardedly) “lady” thinks that the ONLY way to travel is to use the upholstered seats opposite hers to stretch out and enjoy the journey. Or maybe she’s just showing us her new plimsols.

Obvious

Comfy dear! Any dog shit on your soles that you’d like to transfer to the person who next sits there?

Obviously, this is something she must do at home (not!).

PLEASE my dear (although it’s likely she’s never heard that word to understand it) – GET YOUR F*CKING FEET OFF!!!!