I’VE GOT A HOODIE! I’M HARD!

Yet another moron who is probably viewing porno as he makes himself at home (if he did this at home, his dad would probably clip ’round the earhole – no, I take that back – he probably doesn’t know who his dad was – and his mother is too busy down at the job centre claiming benefit to give him any lessons in respect for public utilities). with his filthy plimsolls.  Don’t miss your stop mate!

The hooded moron

SO-CALLED “LADIES” AT BACK OF THE BUS

 

Here are two charming ladies totally oblivious to MY camera phone, but capturing their intimate moment with a selfie . Why? Who knows! The girl on the left – did she bother to look in the mirror before she went out? Doubtful. Her plimsolls have peculiar indentations on the soles – all the better to pick up dog excrement from the street and spread it onto London’s velvet upholstered furniture where YOU might be sitting next!.  This delightful scene was captured on the 142 bus towards Watford in October 2016

VACANT FACE BOY ON THE 340

This moron decided that it was cool to bring his stinky mystery

How I look when I have eaten a sh1t sandwich…

meat concoction and chips onto the upper deck of the 340 and dine out. This had the effect of making the bus smell of sick and axle grease. remember sonny, you are what you eat. Sh1t is that?