Here’s another person who thinks seats opposite are SPECIFICALLY there to enable you to pose your plimsols on. Er, that’s NOT their purpose! I felt ever so slightly sorry for her too. She obviously needs some new “Pantaloons de Nimes”, as her holes in them show.
Top Tip:
Always put a newspaper down on the seat before you sit on it. You can almost CERTAINLY be sure that morons like this have had their feet there before you!
So, here we are on a magnificently sunny Sunday afternoon (cue The Kinks’ song…) heading out to Orpington. This delightful 9and i always use the pghrase guardedly) “lady” thinks that the ONLY way to travel is to use the upholstered seats opposite hers to stretch out and enjoy the journey. Or maybe she’s just showing us her new plimsols.
Obvious
Obviously, this is something she must do at home (not!).
PLEASE my dear (although it’s likely she’s never heard that word to understand it) – GET YOUR F*CKING FEET OFF!!!!
I’ll just leave this image without further comment. Whatever it is he’s scoffing, he certainly doesn’t seem to be enjoying it… Metropolitan line from Baker Street heading to Wembley last week…
Miss (ms?) Grumpy. On her way home from the “pride” festivities in London last week. Obvs sits like this at home with her shoes on the velvet upholstered furniture. What the f*ck IS wrong with these wimmin! Is that a wig or her “real” hair”. I give up!
Avoiding the rain in their (notice?) ballet flats the (Hallal?) sausage roll from M&S behind them in this pic snapped behind Tate Modern last week.
ARIZONA’S FINEST! She THOUGHT she was eating ‘healthy’ with her toona salad. BUT, I espied it was on a THICK BED of mayonnaise! Speaking of thick beds, just look at the SIZE of this example of America’s finest! Do they MAKE a bed robust enough to suppport her? Maybe she sleeps on the floor (wouldn’t be surprised!). Unusually, I am going to spoil your day with multiple pix of this female equivalent of Moby Dick on the Jubilee line last Sunday. YUCK! Bet SHE didn’t look in the mirror before she decided to astonish the world!! maybe she hasn’t GOT a mirror. Oh yeah, and she scrunched up her blue single-use plastic bag and LEFT IT ON THE FLOOR. Do us a favour love, and make like your prez says, “Go back to your own country!”
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