WTF?!

WHAT ON EARTH IS SHE DOING?! I completely forgot I had this remarkable image of this poor girl who was either  a) bored out of her mind, )b Drunk out of her mind or c) simply out of her mind!  The stuff you see on the Underground simply defies belief!

As an icon for promoting Calvin Klein and Nike, I wonder what those brands would make of this creature?

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88 – TWO FAT LADIES (Pt. 1)

While not strictly EATING, I couldn’t help wondering how long it would be before these two TITANTIC wimmin travelling on the Jubilee Line last week would be chowing down again. To keep their strength up!2fatladies(1).jpg

Oi! Ginger! DON’T!

Copper knob idiot schoolboy thinks he’s King of The 142 Bus. He’s not.

DESPITE me telling him not to, he maintained his superior attitude, but removed his shit-covered-soled tastefully coloured plimsolls when I threatened to tell his headmaster (school name withheld)GINGER-FEETING

Ah! The Hipsters of Harrow!

People with beards are of the belief that they are arrogant and of ridiculous appearance if they sport a beard. Well, this dummy has it in spades. the beard, the shorts and oh yes, the feet on the attractively upholstered seats of the Metropolitan line. Obviously not getting off at Harrow-On-The-Hill, he’s FAR too comfortable, as is the er, person whom he is kicking who has decided that the FEETING-METRO-26-08-2017carriage doubles up as an air bnb!

FEET UP! JUST LIKE HOME?

This rather overweight person (female? hard to tell – gender-neutral?) looks like she is at home. I PRESUME that she puts her feet up on the next available seat as she is doing on the Metropolitan line just outside of Wembley Park.  Or maybe just a thoughtless and selfish moron.feeting_slag