WHAT ON EARTH IS SHE DOING?! I completely forgot I had this remarkable image of this poor girl who was either a) bored out of her mind, )b Drunk out of her mind or c) simply out of her mind! The stuff you see on the Underground simply defies belief!
As an icon for promoting Calvin Klein and Nike, I wonder what those brands would make of this creature?
While not strictly EATING, I couldn’t help wondering how long it would be before these two TITANTIC wimmin travelling on the Jubilee Line last week would be chowing down again. To keep their strength up!
Maybe the velvet upholstery is a turn-on for them?
Maybe they don’t have upholstered furniture at home, where the only place they actually GET to sit down is on the lavatory. Otherwise they squat on the floor.
I hope you get to see this guys. Maybe the guy on the right will gift us his paper cup leaving it under the seat before he leaves!
Deep in thought and reading the latest best-seller from home, these Spanish dudes think hey are back in Barthelona where they put their filthy boots up at cafes in Las Ramblas and don’t give a Peseta about public furniture.
(I heard them habl-ing their lingo).
Copper knob idiot schoolboy thinks he’s King of The 142 Bus. He’s not.
DESPITE me telling him not to, he maintained his superior attitude, but removed his shit-covered-soled tastefully coloured plimsolls when I threatened to tell his headmaster (school name withheld)
People with beards are of the belief that they are arrogant and of ridiculous appearance if they sport a beard. Well, this dummy has it in spades. the beard, the shorts and oh yes, the feet on the attractively upholstered seats of the Metropolitan line. Obviously not getting off at Harrow-On-The-Hill, he’s FAR too comfortable, as is the er, person whom he is kicking who has decided that the carriage doubles up as an air bnb!