THIS FROWSY CHAP could easily have eaten his disgusting-looking (I presume) porridge at home! The time he took to put it into its container, he could have downed it at his kitchen table. But no, he put it intoa screw-top jar and – get this – TOOK A SILVER SPOON (!) to eat it with. He carefully then lays out his iphone on his lap, and make this disgusting fool of himself in front of yours truly.
BTW, I DO NOT deliberately seek out these genuine freaks on my journeys. Some ‘higher being’ obviously determines that they are ripe for ridiculing on this blog.
Oh, and this slob also needs to have a shower and brush his hair. He smelt BAD!